HI THERE!

Introductions are always awkward. I can write about anything, except myself. I love telling clients' stories in every way possible. Through punchy headlines. Beautiful collateral. Videos of people being kidnapped on the streets (and sent on a free vacation, calm down). And all the usual stuff, too. From print, digital, and social ads to children's coloring books, snowing billboards, and snapchat filters. 

Some of the highlights of my career include:

Presenting to a client while dressed as Sonny Bono

​Sitting in a surveillance van for 4 hours with a client​

Having Gene Wilder decline my voiceover request